Can’t wait to meet my baby
Jonathan is working 7-1 tonight so I’m taking this as an opportunity to watch soppy films, eat chocolate and basically have a sleepover with myself, shouldn’t be so excited about this.
My cousin is only 10 months older than me and yet you’d think she’s 5 years older looking at this. I’m so tiny
Turns out I actually look good in pink, interesting
I’d rather be watching Eurovision than going out and getting drunk tonight, which is what EVERYONE (including my mum and sister) is doing tonight
Do or Die | 30 Seconds to Mars
I’ll never be attracted to any man the way I’m attracted to Alexander Skarsgard. You just can’t replicate that sexiness.
Jonathan got more hours at work for tomorrow which is obviously a good thing but now I’ve got to go to my dads grave alone and I haven’t been on my own before and I’m kinda scared and I don’t know why
- Me: -coughing fit-
- Jonathan: who's cock are you choking on now?
- Me: obviously not yours because its not big enough to choke me
- Jonathan: harsh